Lunchable
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Lunchable
Lunchable also known as "Michelle" was still is a member of the N.I.C., mainly residing at HEADQUARTERS. Some may call her "a nuisance". She is know for her jokes, and phat rhymes, and also, on a somewhat rare occasion, her breasts. Being the only girl on [1] for quite a while, she has developed a small following consisting of mainly moderators of said forum
Her reign of terror began back in 04 when an accident went horribly right, and gave her the powers of seduction, and the ability to fly. Fly straight into the hearts of the adoring public. The average nerfer knows the name "Lunchable"
She has fallen out of the forums on several occasions, but always manages to make her way back for a brief cameo every few months. Because of these cameos, people tend to categorize her as a tease, but they are obviously so sexually frustrated that they can barely stand the sight of girls, and are just jealous that their name is not 'Dan Wask' and she most definitely does not '<3' them, and most likely never will. To this very day she owes 'Dan Wask', just what that may be, is probably sexy.
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Please note that Lunchable has not ever actually been documented at DCNO or doing anything at all related to nerf in any way ever.
Biography
Early Life
Michelle was born in raised in Michigan, where she still lives today. She spent most of her time as a child developing a razor sharp wit and at the age of 5 Michelle showed proficiency in Spanish, becoming fluent at age 6. When she was 10, she took up ballet, and to this day is a professional ballet instructor, making upwards of $100k a month with celebrity clients, such as Jojo, or Clay Aiken, teaching them how to barrel roll. Puberty eventually smiled upon her making her one of the most powerful forces in nerf Internet history alive today. She has also received the "best post award" from suave.
Her Rise to Infamy
Invented by the nerfhq member Chrysophylax (who she is fucking by the way), as a way to introduce his faked suicide to the nerf forum. The news was met with a relative amount of sorrow until on page 5 Chryso announced that he was, in fact, not actually dead. At this point accusations broke out and Chryso was IP banned, though Lunchable came out of the event unscathed, nobody is quite sure why, but speculations have been made that it was because she is a girl
The Battle with the BK
Bad_Karma Or BK, was the only girl in town before lunchable rolled around. She could not handle having any competition at all, and so therefore, after lunchable's outing, they had a monumental catfight involving panties and Jell-O. Lunchable won and BK was never seen again, except for that one time when someone posted her pictures from myspace on nerfhaven in a drunken skype induced blunder.
The Mod-Romp
During the permissions changes going on at the HEADQUARTERS, Lunchable was accidentally appointed to a moderator position where she enjoyed a brief tour of the M&A forum, and found out that the suspicions about her not being banned were absolutely true. A quote made by Lefty was taken from the forum and placed in her signature. Lefty then accused her of lying about the quote until presented with a screenshot where he clearly said the exact thing. To this day lefty lives in the constant shadow of the dark grey cloud that is complete pwnage. Lefty lost the game.
The Downfall
After years of enjoying a consequence-free life tempting some and irritating others due to her convenient friendships, Stalin decided that he would ruin everyone's fun and set up a thread in the M&A forum where the mods would vote on Lunchable's fate. The votes were in lunchable's favor so he appointed new mods to sway the vote, and lunchable was IP banned from the forum for something like "not enough noodz"
The Announcement
Using a handy tool known as an onion proxy She continued to create accounts, using one to announce her ban, though it was promptly deleted, as were most of the other accounts that were created after her banning.
Today
Today Lunchable lives through John Hill aka "Gamefreak” and Dan Wask and remains the sports only sex symbol. Even pictures of her cause controversy and rattle the framework of the nerf forum and rattle the genitals of some very lonely preteen boys (as well as some legal adults. Her life is pretty much the same as it has been. Though, now-a-days she lives a humble life, and not the rocker youth of her past. Her hobbies include chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool. As well as shooting some b-ball outside the school, but one day a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in her neighbor hood. She got in one little fight and her mom got scared, She said, "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air". She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh, and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, one could say that this cab was rare! But she thought "nah, forget it. Yo home to bel-air!". She pulled up to a house about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie "Yo home, smell you later!". She looked at her kingdom. She was finally there, in her thrown as the prince of bel-air.
